Reasons to Quit Your Job

Here are some reasons people recently quit their jobs:

• "Someone left because her boss lost the dog she had given him."
• "Our employee said he was joining the circus." 
• "One person left because she lost her cell phone too many times at work."
• "We had someone quit to participate in a reality show."
• "An employee said it was his routine to change jobs every six months.

• "One worker left to become an apple farmer."
• "A staff member quit to climb Mount Everest."
• "There was an individual who left to play the trombone."
• "An employee wanted to enter a beauty contest."
• "One worker quit to join a rock band."

• "A guy said he was making too much money and didn't feel he was worth it."
• "One person left because she didn't want to work so hard."
• "An individual said he was bored."
• "Someone quit because she was going to live off her trust fund."
• "An employee said work was getting in the way of having fun."
• "A person quit because informal dress was not allowed."
• "The worker told us he just couldn't get up in the morning."

• "He quit because he didn't like the way the office smelled."
• "One employee didn't enjoy the cafeteria food."
• "An individual did not like the sound of file cabinets being slammed."

• "One person quit to watch a soccer tournament."
• "We had someone leave because he had to stay home to feed his dog."
• "An employee left because he wanted to watch a movie with his girlfriend during work hours."

• "A person quit because he hated the carpet."
• "One worker did not like the colors of the walls."
• "The employee quit because the office building was unattractive."
• "Someone felt the lobby area was too small."
• "She hated the lighting in the building."

• "He just walked out without a peep. We have no idea why he left, and we were not able to contact him."